A man arrives at Ben-Gurion International Airport in 
Israel with two large bags. A customs agent stops him, 
opens one bag and finds it full with money in Euros and 
other currencies. The agent asks the passenger: 
"How did you get this money?" The man says: "You will 
not believe it, but I traveled all over   Europe and 
went into all the public restrooms that I could. Each 
time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, 
"donate money to Israel or I will cut off your 
Balls.'" The customs agent is stunned and mumbles: 
"Well...it's a very interesting story... What do you 
have in the other bag?" The man says: "You would not 
believe how many people in Europe do not support 
Israel.