Saturday, December 25, 2010
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A man arrives at Ben-Gurion International Airport in
Israel with two large bags. A customs agent stops him,
opens one bag and finds it full with money in Euros and
other currencies. The agent asks the passenger:
"How did you get this money?" The man says: "You will
not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe and
went into all the public restrooms that I could. Each
time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said,
"donate money to Israel or I will cut off your
Balls.'" The customs agent is stunned and mumbles:
"Well...it's a very interesting story... What do you
have in the other bag?" The man says: "You would not
believe how many people in Europe do not support
Israel.
Israel with two large bags. A customs agent stops him,
opens one bag and finds it full with money in Euros and
other currencies. The agent asks the passenger:
"How did you get this money?" The man says: "You will
not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe and
went into all the public restrooms that I could. Each
time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said,
"donate money to Israel or I will cut off your
Balls.'" The customs agent is stunned and mumbles:
"Well...it's a very interesting story... What do you
have in the other bag?" The man says: "You would not
believe how many people in Europe do not support
Israel.
Friday, December 17, 2010
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